‘Million Dollar Man’ Ted DiBiase Declares Bankruptcy

Money Money Money…

…No Money

With the United States slowly slipping into the depths of a complete economic recession amid rising fuel costs, a credit crisis and a housing market teetering on the brink of a complete collapse, one would think that the rich would still thrive while the poor simply had to push their cars to work. However, it seems that even the rich are feeling the steely grip of economic recession.

“Everyone’s got a price,” The Million Dollar man used to eloquently state to opponents such as Rowdy Roddy Piper and Superfly Jimmy Snuka right before he struck them in the face with a folding chair. “Everyone’s got to pay.”

Sadly, now it looks like it’s Mr. DiBiase himself, who has taken a folding chair to his face, as the US economic meltdown has left him almost penniless. The only thing folding in former “King of the Rings” life right now is his fledgling Million Dollar Corporation. Read More