June 29th, 2009 by Kris Hanson
In stunning performance at Wimbledon on Monday, Venus (center) crushed Ana Ivanovic in a brisk 30-minute match. Venus took the first set 6-1 and the second set was at 0-1 when Ivanovic retired due to the bafflement at losing to an armless, 2000-year-old statue. The marbled wonder will next face the headless, angelic Nike of Samothrace in the quarterfinals.

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