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MOVIESLast night the New York Giants looked like the 5-0 team I remember from the beginning of this season!
Considering the Giants had the day off, a lot went their way. Not only did the team not lose, but the Eagles and Cowboys did… which is always nice.
As the teams line up for kickoff, the slow tolling a the AC/DC “Hells Bells” blast through Giants Stadium to ring in the game and the new season. Read More
Washington Redskins - July 29 (rookies and veterans)
What They’re Saying: Last year was the abberation. We’re much closer to a playoff team than a last placer. Albert Haynesworth makes our D the best in the NFC.
Wish They’d Say: I’m sorry, Clinton Portis. We’ll try really hard to help you this year. Just, sorry. And sorry, Jason Campbell. We didn’t really want to trade for Jay Cutler or draft Mark Sanchez. Heh heh…
The Coach: Jim Zorn is very similar to Wade Phillips in that the owner doesn’t want him there. Unless he makes it to the playoffs, it’s unlikely Dan Snyder can resist throwing $10 million plus a year at Cowher or Shanahan.
Best Case Scenario: Portis doesn’t have to carry 60 times a game, Campbell turns into a reliable NFL QB, and the Skins capitalize on a weakened division to sneak into the playoffs.
Worst Case Scenario: Campbell refuses to come out of the bathroom, shouting, “If you like Mark Sanchez so much, why don’t you make out with him!” Brian Orakpo, in the proud tradition of Longhorns, is a bust in the pros. Haynesworth is suspended indefinitely for choking Ed Hoculi and Ed Werder at the same time.
If your head is still spinning from all of the NFL Free Agency craziness that has happened so far, hold on. There’s still a lot more shuffling around to come.
