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MOVIESUS Magazine reported this morning that New England Patriot’s star QB Tom Brady (no, not Matt Cassel) has wed his Brazilian Supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen. 
Bundchen and her three dogs wore matching Dolce and Gabbana floral lace collars, explaining why it took Brady three years to decide to actually marry her.
Last week, this video of Kurt Warner drawing his version of “God,” hit sports blogs all around the globe.
In the video we learn that not only are God and Jesus two different beings in his mind, but that it’s difficult for Kurt to discern them in his own drawings. Is it God or Jesus? Kurt doesn’t seem to be able to tell, but I asked some other NFL stars to draw their own versions of God and Heaven for this column. For better or for worse, this is how some football players interpret God.
New England WR Randy Moss drew this when asked to draw God
New England coach Bill Belichick drew this
Tony Romo drew Heaven…partially…
It looks good so far, but he had to quit early to get to a GQ cover shoot Read More
Us Weekly has reported that New England QB Tom Brady has finally walked down the isle with Victoria’s Secret model Gisele Bunchen. I feel that this marks an important day in male history. Sure, Gisele is a larger than life supermodel who parades around a perfect ass and during one very special night a year she puts on lingerie to promote the running monopoly on the “World’s Most Comfortable Bra,” but last time I checked there were 6 Victoria’s Secret Angels, while there is only one Tom Brady. I mean they let Tyra Banks be an angel and that bitch is crazy.
Well, let us break down who Tom Brady is on the male hierarchy scale, shall we.
Tom Brady…
A Multi-millionaire GQ model Future NFL Hall of Fame New England Demi-God with model looks, a ho-hum humility and quiet charm that makes even grandma blush. Oh yeah, he’s also got 3 Super Bowl rings and all at the ripe old age of 31. Read More
