The Los Angeles Lakers recently won the NBA Championship and were instantly proclaimed the World Champions. What? Excuse me? The NBA is made up of 29 American teams, and one Canadian team, the Toronto Raptors. And winning this apparently makes someone the champion of the entire world? You know, I once won a ping-pong tournament that had an Estonian kid in it. Does that make me the supreme table tennis victor of the whole universe?

This quandary does not only exist in the NBA. The MLB contains only one Canadian team, the Toronto Blue Jays, and yet their championship is the World Series. World? Really? Really? Considering that Japan has twice won the World Baseball Classic, and our some of our leagues best are Latin Americans, Philadelphia Phillies may not be the best in the entire world. They might not even be the best in Philadelphia.

And then there’s the NFL … well, okay this is legit. We here in America have the only real football teams – not including that “football” crap they play in the World Cup. However, back when there was an NFL Europa, I really would have wanted to see the New England Patriots compete against the Hamburg Sea Devils. But now that NFL Europa is finished, I guess I’m okay with calling the Superbowl winner the world champion.

But L.A. Lakers, you haven’t earned it yet. So congratulations on your national championship. I would even go as far as calling you Can-American Champions. But Kobe Bryant and the Lakers, please don’t be presumptuous and call yourselves the World Champions until you’ve played Dimitris Diamantidis and the Panathinaikos Basketball Club.

The Denver Broncos have made their “Franchise Quarterback” (a label that has lost all meaning entirely), Jay Cutler, available for trade.

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If your head is still spinning from all of the NFL Free Agency craziness that has happened so far, hold on. There’s still a lot more shuffling around to come.

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Us Weekly has reported that New England QB Tom Brady has finally walked down the isle with Victoria’s Secret model Gisele Bunchen. I feel that this marks an important day in male history. Sure, Gisele is a larger than life supermodel who parades around a perfect ass and during one very special night a year she puts on lingerie to promote the running monopoly on the “World’s Most Comfortable Bra,” but last time I checked there were 6 Victoria’s Secret Angels, while there is only one Tom Brady. I mean they let Tyra Banks be an angel and that bitch is crazy.

Well, let us break down who Tom Brady is on the male hierarchy scale, shall we.

Tom Brady…
A Multi-millionaire GQ model Future NFL Hall of Fame New England Demi-God with model looks, a ho-hum humility and quiet charm that makes even grandma blush. Oh yeah, he’s also got 3 Super Bowl rings and all at the ripe old age of 31. Read More