Lucky 7! The New Jersey Nets won their 7th game of the season on Saturday night against the also terrible New York Knicks. With a still worst NBA record of 7-55, the Nets actually have a winning streak going, having victories in their last three road games.

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The New York football Giants continued their shameless self-destruction in dramatic fashion by giving their Week 9 game to the San Diego Chargers. It’s not that the Giants don’t know how to win anymore, it’s that losing is just so much easier.

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The sports media was so quick to criticize LeBron James for not giving them their Lakers vs. Cavaliers, Kobe vs. Lebron wet dream NBA Finals match up.  Oh, LeBron has no sportsmanship, he just walked off the court after losing to Orlando in game 6.  Oh, he’s such an assh*le because he didn’t do the post game interview.  Did it ever occur to you that maybe King James was dealing with some stuff of his own?  Did it ever once cross your mind that maybe the man’s health wasn’t in perfect condition?

Well it turns out, bastard sports journalists, that Lebron had been playing for several months with a growth inside his mouth.  On Tuesday, he underwent a five hour procedure on his parotid gland and he is now recovering.  I personally am not a doctor (yet), but if what I have read in medical journals is correct, the mouth is used quite frequently when answering questions at a post game interview. Read More

There was a time when Jose Canseco was one of the most feared sluggers in baseball.  The Oakland Athletics outfielder was the role model for every little leaguer and the object of desire for their mothers.  However, the years have been hard on Canseco and it seems that he will go down in history as a pharmaceutically enhanced media whore with unmatched talent in the art of self-degradation.

His most recent embarrassment occurred on Tuesday when he entered into a mixed martial arts match against Korean fighter Hong Man Choi.  Here’s how the two matched up:

Jose Canseco: 44 years old, 6 foot 3 inches tall, 253 pounds, barfighter.

Hong Man Choi: 28 years old, 7 foor 2 inches tall, 330 pounds, kickboxer.

Canseco never had a chance, tapping out in a mere 76 seconds.  He came into the match scared and once the giant got on top of him, it was all over.  The only real victory for Canseco was that he didn’t soil himself as far as we know.

Let’s take a look back at Jose Canseco’s descent into piece-of-sh*itery: Read More