According to team sources, Manny Ramirez is set to return to game action for the first place Dodgers July 3rd.

So, is Manny excited to be back?

“Back for what, man?”  Ramirez quipped, as he took a long puff.  “Dude, ya know Martians don’t need to refrigerate food?  Ya man, it’s always room temperature.  No matter what room you be in.  Always room temperature.  Isn’t that fascinating?”

Finally, a AAA stimulus packages that New Mexicans can appreciate: Manny Ramirez!

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Yesterday, after four months of literally agreeing to disagree, Manny Ramirez signed a 2-year, $45 million deal to stay with the Los Angeles Dodgers. Manny laughed at today’s news conference when he learned what a big deal his leech agent Scott Boras had created.

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