Roger Federer advanced with brute force today at Wimbledon as he used what looked to be a Russian T-90 tank (bottom center) to defeat opponent Philipp Kohlschreiber (top left, terrified). It appears that Federer found a loophole in the tennis tournament’s rules that don’t disallow certain post-Soviet tanks from being used to advance on the field of play. Officials are holding an emergency meeting at this time to discuss whether or not it is too late to amend the tank rules while the tournament is in play.

An unidentified Transformer made a surprise appearance at the Cooper’s Hill Cheese-Rolling And Wake event in England this week. The gigantic robotic monster handily crushed (quite literally) the competition on its way down the the steep, grassy hill, despite having a smaller robot hanging from its face. Once the devastating robot reached the finish line, it continued on its way without claiming its cheese prize or politely thanking the event organizers.