While most 71 year-old grandfathers are soiling their diapers over the prospect of knife wielding home intruders, Frank Corti is beating the sh*t out of them.  The ex-boxer’s 23 year-old neighbor, Gregory McCalium, was met with a suprise as he attempted to rob Corti’s home during the night.  Corti woke up and put McCalium down with two right hooks.  A citizen’s arrest was made and McCalium was left with a black eye and a split lip.

Nearly everyone is happy to hear that the elderly man was able to stand up to the young thug, except for the people at 20th Century Fox, who now have to think of a new plot for Rocky VII.