While most 71 year-old grandfathers are soiling their diapers over the prospect of knife wielding home intruders, Frank Corti is beating the sh*t out of them.  The ex-boxer’s 23 year-old neighbor, Gregory McCalium, was met with a suprise as he attempted to rob Corti’s home during the night.  Corti woke up and put McCalium down with two right hooks.  A citizen’s arrest was made and McCalium was left with a black eye and a split lip.

Nearly everyone is happy to hear that the elderly man was able to stand up to the young thug, except for the people at 20th Century Fox, who now have to think of a new plot for Rocky VII.

There was a time when Jose Canseco was one of the most feared sluggers in baseball.  The Oakland Athletics outfielder was the role model for every little leaguer and the object of desire for their mothers.  However, the years have been hard on Canseco and it seems that he will go down in history as a pharmaceutically enhanced media whore with unmatched talent in the art of self-degradation.

His most recent embarrassment occurred on Tuesday when he entered into a mixed martial arts match against Korean fighter Hong Man Choi.  Here’s how the two matched up:

Jose Canseco: 44 years old, 6 foot 3 inches tall, 253 pounds, barfighter.

Hong Man Choi: 28 years old, 7 foor 2 inches tall, 330 pounds, kickboxer.

Canseco never had a chance, tapping out in a mere 76 seconds.  He came into the match scared and once the giant got on top of him, it was all over.  The only real victory for Canseco was that he didn’t soil himself as far as we know.

Let’s take a look back at Jose Canseco’s descent into piece-of-sh*itery: Read More