Minutes after Meb Keflezighi became the first American in nearly 30 years to win the New York Marathon, Steve Schwarz became the first Chinese-born man to win the Beijing marathon in as many.

“This means so much to me, y’all,” said Schwartz, running his hands through his red hair. “I mean, sh*t. I feel so proud to be a Chinese.”

Schwartz, 6′3″, demolished the competition in just under three hours. He waved to his countrymen as he completed the race. Some of his adoring fans were chanting his nickname, ‘Opie,’ because of his uncanny resemblance to American TV star Ron Howard.

“Not sure ’bout that,” said Schwartz, as he ate a hot dog and a cherry coke. “I’m just proud to win this for my country, you know.”

Schwartz was unavailable for further comment because he does not speak Chinese.