This has nothing to do with sports. It’s just the weirdest pic I’ve seen all day. Enjoy. Please don’t.

A story that ESPN will likely shy from, Jayhawk assistant coach Kurtis Townsend handed off a pair of courtside tickets to pornstar Samantha Ryan, seeing her only as a former student who needed tickets and would blow him for them. Honest mistake.

Whoa.

Do the math on a victory parade down Bourbon Street.

Thanks to Clinically Tested TV for submitting.

Bears runningback and first round bust Cedric Benson was arrested for the official crime of the University of Texas: Boating While Intoxicated. His attorney said he has a terrific defense planned, which will basically just consist of him asking the judge what the hell else one is supposed to do on a boat in a lake.

Benson was pepper-sprayed for resisting arrest, meaning he broke at least one more tackle than he did all last season.

2008 NFL THUG SCOREBOARD
Pittsburgh - 2 (Harrison - Assault, Wilson - Assault)
Cincinnati - 2 (Henry – Assault, Brooks – Assault)
Chicago – 1 (Benson, BWI)
Cleveland - 1 (Wright - Possession)
Houston - 1 (Jones - DUI)
Minnesota - 1 (McKinnie - assault)
Oakland – 1 (Washington – battery)
Denver – 1 (Hall – driving with a suspended license)
Buffalo - 1 (Parrish - DUI)

The Bengals had their second arrest of the year, with linebacker Ahmad Brooks being accused of punching a woman in the face. To his credit, she was dressed up like Chiefs wide receiver Jeff Webb.

As my colleague Rosolio loves to point out, if he was on Pittsburgh he’d be okay. I think he’s just nervous because there have been five arrests in the AFC North this year and none have been from the Ravens…how much longer can that last?

2008 NFL THUG SCOREBOARD
Pittsburgh - 2 (Harrison - Assault, Wilson - Assault)
Cincinnati - 2 (Henry – Assault, Brooks – Assault)
Cleveland - 1 (Wright - Possession)
Houston - 1 (Jones - DUI)
Minnesota - 1 (McKinnie - assault)
Oakland – 1 (Washington – battery)
Denver – 1 (Hall – driving with a suspended license)
Buffalo - 1 (Parrish - DUI)