Ron Washington Blows

For a change of pace, someone in baseball got caught for drugs that are not formally classified as performance enhancing. Texas

"You! Get me some coke!"

Rangers manager Ron Washington apologized yesterday for using cocaine last season, something that did not do anything to help energize the team to an AL West victory.

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Torii Hunter: Leave on the Last “I” for Idiot

Angels center fielder Torii Hunter who says he “doesn’t have a racist bone in my body” is trying to spit his foot out of his mouth after a USA TODAY roundtable discussion where he confirmed to the public that he’s an idiot.

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Nets to Normal? New Jersey Getting Better Because They Have To

Lucky 7! The New Jersey Nets won their 7th game of the season on Saturday night against the also terrible New York Knicks. With a still worst NBA record of 7-55, the Nets actually have a winning streak going, having victories in their last three road games.

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Taiwanese Totally Pissed at Dodgers

Baseball fans in Taipei are pretty pissed at the bench-warmer roster the Los Angeles Dodgers has for the three-game exhibition series taking place next week.

Viva Taiwan!

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MLB likes HGH

MLB commissioner Bud Selig will not implement blood testing for human growth hormone in the minor leagues or majors anytime in the foreseeable future because home runs are fun.

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Guide to Winter Olympic Sports

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Guide to Vancouver’s 2010 Winter
Olympic Games!

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Team USA Bailout

With the New Orleans Saints winning the Superbowl and curing the ailments of Hurricane Katrina, the country can move forward to the upcoming Olympics for the next patriotic cause: bailing out Team USA.

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Not Much Happening With Baseball Right Now

If you have no interest in hurricanes or the Peyton Manning Dynasty, don’t turn to baseball to entertain you right now. Nothing’s going on.

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Semi-Pro Bowl Fills Sunday Before Superbowl

For the first time, the NFL’s Semi-Pro Bowl occupied the Sunday before Superbowl. The game featured NFL players that won’t be in the Superbowl playing touch football.

No Hawaii Vacation This Year!

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Number 1s

For the first time since 1993, the Superbowl will feature the top seeded teams in each conference. The New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts were perfect deep into the season, and are set to face off in Miami to decide which of the conference’s best teams is better.
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