Thirteen year old David Sills of Delaware has verbally committed to play football at USC. This isn’t just some sort of ridiculous local stunt to get the kid who works at the Foster’s Freeze some TV time. Lane Kiffin recruited him.

On one hand, this is a progressive choice. Soccer stars are often recruited at an early age and most tennis prodigies are whisked away to secret European training bunkers around twelve.

On the other, the kid could stop growing, get hurt, or suddenly get really into skateboarding and huffing copier toner.

I know you want to get your guy, Kiffin, but how about we wait until he sprouts a pube?

Here’s a highlight reel of the USC quarterback of the future-future-future-future. He sure looks good…BECAUSE HE’S PLAYING AGAINST OTHER MIDDLE SCHOOLERS!

One more thing: the song in this video (which is OBVIOUSLY produced by a dirty, booster freeloading person of interest) is called All Kindsa Time, outlining how the quarterback has all the time in the world to complete the pass. Not “he’s really good” or “stepping into the pocket” or delivering his throws with pinpoint accuracy.” He’s got all kindsa time. If Jeff George had all kindsa time, he wouldn’t be Jeff George. Just saying.