Monica Seles was the first to sound like she was getting hit with a wet muppet when she hit a tennis ball. Maria Sharapova is the new standard bearer for mid-swing sound. One of her admirers, nine year old Lauryn Edwards of Melbourne, Australia, has been banned from her tennis club for making the same sounds as her idol. I can sympathize, as I was once told to Shut The F*ck Up by Cuba Gooding Jr at a match at UCLA. It’s a shame Edwards doesn’t have the same Daddy Day Camp retalitory ammo I did at the time.