Brazilian soccer sensation Ronaldo was implicated in a scandal involving cross-dressing prostitutes this week. To his credit, he claimed he did not know they were male until he got them back to his hotel room. Slick. He may be an ace at locating a goal-scoring chance, but apparently locating an Adam’s apple is not one of his strongpoints. He is not being charged with a crime, as prostitution is legal in Brazil. He is, however, in hiding, having canceled several tv appearances after news of the scandal broke. The hotel manager has stated that Ronaldo was seen dressed, and apparently sober, trying to get the hookers to leave after he realized they were men. The he-she’s apparently did not want to leave because Ronaldo had not paid them for their time. One of the call-boys apparently walked into the middle of the street in front of the hotel screaming, “The Phenomenon did not want to pay!” Slick. Guess Ronaldo needs to learn that even male prostitutes like to be paid.