Come on Answer Man, are you writing for a sports site or a porn site? Please. Sean Avery’s “sloppy seconds” comment is a direct result of the fact that HE INTERNED AT VOGUE over the summer. Aside from the fact that he’s trying to rebuild his image to appear NOT GAY, have you ever talked to anyone that works there? He couldn’t resist the influence of the local vernacular. Conversations tend to go like this:

Girl A: “OMG whatever and like you have NO IDEA. OMG.”

Girl B: “Brangelina OMG like totally f’ed up.”

Girl C: “Shoes. OMG. Shoes.”

Girl A: “So like Sean Avery and whatever. Totally hot. OMG.”

Girl C: “Last night. HAWT. Fully HAWT. OMG.”

Sean Avery: “OMG. Sloppy seconds. OMG.”