Pittsburgh linebacker James Harrison was arrested today for breaking down a woman’s door and striking her in the face with an open hand. He’s being charged with simple assault and criminal mischief which, as evidenced by the history of fellow Steeler Najeh Davenport, means he likely finished his pimp-slap activities with a solid deuce in the victim’s laundry hamper.

2008 NFL THUG SCOREBOARD

Pittsburgh Steelers: 1

Everyone else: 0