Bears runningback and first round bust Cedric Benson was arrested for the official crime of the University of Texas: Boating While Intoxicated. His attorney said he has a terrific defense planned, which will basically just consist of him asking the judge what the hell else one is supposed to do on a boat in a lake.

Benson was pepper-sprayed for resisting arrest, meaning he broke at least one more tackle than he did all last season.

2008 NFL THUG SCOREBOARD
Pittsburgh - 2 (Harrison - Assault, Wilson - Assault)
Cincinnati - 2 (Henry – Assault, Brooks – Assault)
Chicago – 1 (Benson, BWI)
Cleveland - 1 (Wright - Possession)
Houston - 1 (Jones - DUI)
Minnesota - 1 (McKinnie - assault)
Oakland – 1 (Washington – battery)
Denver – 1 (Hall – driving with a suspended license)
Buffalo - 1 (Parrish - DUI)