In what can only be described as an "unorthodox" move, the NCAA finally decided on a final punishment for former Indiana University basketball coach Kelvin Sampson. Apparently, losing the head coaching job at Indiana was just the beginning.

Rumors have surfaced that Sampson will be sentenced to work as an assistant coach for the Milwaukee Bucks.

Clearly, the NCAA is looking to make an example of Sampson with a sentence that will have him dealing with a center who has potential to be his generation’s "Big Stiff", a 6′11 Asian guy who can only muster five boards per game, and a $14 million-a-year shooting guard who only has one discernible skill.

The NCAA considered sending Sampson to Dante’s Inferno, but an argument over which circle he would reside in made board members opt to just ship him to Milwaukee.

In a related story, the Bucks are currently seeking representation for any future "tampering" cases that may result from Sampson’s hiring.