NFL Players Draw God

Written by Douche Larue

Last week, this video of Kurt Warner drawing his version of “God,” hit sports blogs all around the globe.

Kurt Warner Draws God

In the video we learn that not only are God and Jesus two different beings in his mind, but that it’s difficult for Kurt to discern them in his own drawings.  Is it God or Jesus?  Kurt doesn’t seem to be able to tell, but I asked some other NFL stars to draw their own versions of God and Heaven for this column. For better or for worse, this is how some football players interpret God.

New England WR Randy Moss drew this when asked to draw God

New England coach Bill Belichick drew this

Tony Romo drew Heaven…partially…

It looks good so far, but he had to quit early to get to a GQ cover shoot

T.O. drew this when asked what Heaven was

which is ESPN 9, and is heavily recorded in the Owens household

Pacman Jones then drew his version of Heaven

Rickey Williams was confused to the question, I think…

Jamarcus Russell drew this picture of what he thinks Heaven looks like

Former Raider DeAngello Hall drew this depiction of Heaven

A Detroit fan drew this for us

James Harrison drew what he viewed The Promiseland as

Hines Ward didn’t quite know what God looked like

but, He should check his blindside

Ben Rothlisberger drew this…

and in his defense, it was after his 2nd concussion of the day…

Miami linebacker Joey Porter drew this when asked “What God looks like”

and I don’t know what this is supposed to be, but I’m now officially afraid to die…

God is by Chad Johnson

I don’t know what “Doin’ it fo’ Real,” means, but he swears he painted this whole thing himself.

And finally, God to Phllip Rivers looks like…

He just sent us a picture of Robocop

And NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell painted this picture

  • StumbleUpon
  • Digg
  • Facebook
  • MySpace
  • del.icio.us
  • Reddit
  • TwitThis
  • Google
  • Yahoo! Buzz

1 comment op “NFL Players Draw God”

  1. Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football » Daily Dump: Monday Morning Body Shots, Sharapova NOT HEALTHY!, $150k NFC Championship Game Tickets, 101 Hottest NFC/AFC Championship Cheerleaders, Stoops Did It Again And Know Sarah Mutch said:

    [...] NFL players and coaches draw God [Splog] [...]

Post a comment.