Alleged NBA star Richard Jefferson dumped his New Jersey cheerleader bride the night before his $2 million wedding was to commence. Jefferson continued his streak of chivalry by not notifying his wedding guests that the event was canceled until two hours before it was to begin. According to friends and family, dumped-bride-to-be Kesha Ni’Cole Nichols is “doing just fine” and just wants to “move on”.

I take offense at this whole ordeal! Who in the heck is Richard Jefferson and when did we start calling any ol’ NBA player a “star”? The dude played for the Nets and was traded! That’s like being fired from volunteer work.

And what’s with Kesha’s middle name? Ni’cole? Really? Since when do we start writing speech impediments into our names? And I’m guessing that her parents spelled “Keisha” incorrectly on the birth certificate. Regardless, I may start going by “Kri’s”… I’m kind of liking it.

Anyway, the only good thing that came out of this debacle is that these two rocket scientists aren’t getting married. You can see from the above photo that Kesha is only in it for the money and tanning products, and Jefferson’s eyes betray an affair with a circus midget… oh, sorry–Little Person. Two million dollars saved and two knuckleheads remaining single is great news! And speaking of news, let’s all give Google News a round of applause for placing this in the sports news section!