The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)
Written by Steve Hofstetter, Keith Alberstadt, Adam Hofstetter, Ryan Murphy, Elliot Steingart, and Chris Strait

Jose Canseco has just completed his second book, making him the only man in the world to have written two books and read none. The book is tentatively titled, “In Case You Don’t Hate Me Yet.”

Celebrity chef Paul Prudhomme was grazed by a stray bullet at a Louisiana golf event. The shooter was aiming at someone in Texas.

The Seattle SuperSonics’ move to Oklahoma City is closer to being finalized. The Sonics look forward to going from a sub-par team in Seattle to a sub-par team in Oklahoma City.

And Kansas State basketball coach Frank Martin says that he suspects Michael Beasley will head into the NBA draft. It’s less about the millions of dollars he stands to earn and more about the ability to get out of Kansas.

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