Rumors are swirling about Urban Meyer, the dominant coach of the dominant Gators, getting lured to coach at Notre Dame. Meyer said he has no plans to leave Florida. What he meant to say was, “Look, this isn’t 19-f*cking-65, okay! Only an idiot would leave hot Gator girls to go hang with unreasonable boosters in  the f*cking cold. Although Steve Spurrier might.”