Kolkata, India.  Last night police arrested a 6th bookie in an ICL and IPL gambling ring (those are cricket leagues…oh wait, here you go wiki cricket). 

     When the police arrested Manoj Mau (37) they took his television and Nokia cell phone and 160,000 Rupees (that’s $4,000USD…big ballin!).  Appearing in court today, Mau was remanded into police custody. 

     The phone is under surveilance and the television is being interrogated, but refuses to show the "last" channel viewed.  Detectives will employ a "vertical hold" torture technique to coherse the television into revealing its sources.

     Lawyers representing the television uphold that the set was unwillingly forced to participate.  "Our client is innocent.  Our client was tied down and held against its will [to a table], and forced to perform multiple channel searches for its captors."

     The Nokia phone declined representation, but has locked its keypad.  Authorities have been instructed not to push his buttons.