When I saw the preview for the new American Gladiators, I thought I might have been too young to remember the original, because this version seems totally different. Namely, the female gladiators are smoking hot this time around. I don’t know how to feel about this, because I know they could all beat the hell out of me. This is the internal struggle: solid D cups vs. huge guns…and do I care?If there was every any doubt that the 80s were terrible, consider this: This is retro…. …and this is an upgrade.