Griffin Prepares for NBA by Becoming Baby Daddy

Written by Jeff Lutz

How does an expected number one pick prepare for life in the NBA?  By partying it up and impregnating some b*tches, of course.

A pop blood test confirmed Tuesday morning: former Oklahoma superstar Blake Griffin will soon be the proud baby daddy of three separate children from three separate mothers.  And according to Griffin, he couldn’t be happier.

“Look, man, this is the NBA, this ain’t community college.  I be ballin’.  B*tches be swarming.  Sure, there’s going to be the occasional orgy, the occasional pregnancy,” Griffin said.  “But, that’s why I make the big bucks.”

When asked if his recent behavior had anything to do with possibly being drafted by the Clippers, Griffin simply smiled and said, “Well, it’s not like I’m going to have practice.  Sh*t, I’d be a better player than any of those fools with my left hand tied behind my back.”

Perhaps, Griffin’s hand isn’t the only thing that needs to be tied behind his back.

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2 comments op “Griffin Prepares for NBA by Becoming Baby Daddy”

  1. The girl in the striped top said: (Monday 31 August, 2009 )

    First of all you dont even know Blake, he would neverrrr act like that or evvvver say those things, so this ’splog’ is completely rediculous. Second, im not a bitch and neither are the other girls. Third, non of us are pregnant with Blakes baby so you can go ahead and take this off the internet.. its not funny. Good try tho.

  2. 6monthspreg said: (Tuesday 27 October, 2009 )

    thats funny, i too am having one of blakes children. he tried to shut me up with money. but ill have the last laugh when the dna shows the truth.
    ..gina , poteau ok

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