The Court of Arbitration for Sport just ruled that my old friend Oscar Pistorius’s prosthetic legs are legal, and he will be allowed to compete at the Olympics.

Click here if you want to see where this started for me.

So, I’ll be “accidentally” losing my feet in a motorcycle accident later this week and replacing them with bouyant 10 inch flippers.  Olympic Trials for swimming isn’t until July.

This is f*cking ridiculous.  I’m livid.  There are NO MUSCLES THERE!!!  There is no possible way that if he’s going fast enough to compete at the Olympics he’s not doing it with less effort there than everyone else!!

Am I taking crazy pills!?

theKerp