I can’t believe this. It’s a Thursday night, I just got done with a huge history test that I’m almost certain I bombed (which would eventually lead to other forms of ‘bombed’), and the Sweet 16 begins tonight.

However, I won’t be watching — at least part of the games. See, former president Bill Clinton will be speaking at Penn State tonight in our beloved former basketball arena, Rec Hall. Skipping out on basketball for a politician? It’s almost absurd for me to think about it, but I’m going to do it anyway. I don’t consider myself a member of either political party, and I certainly don’t consider myself a Hillary supporter, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, I figure.

After all, this will certainly be the most interesting thing happening in a Penn State basketball arena since, well, since…

Since the Clinton administration, at least.