It was reported this week that former N’SYNC member Justin Timberlake will host the 16^th Annual ESPY Awards on ESPN on July 20^th. The former mouseketeer will emcee the festivities live from the Nokia Theatre. Yeah, makes sense, because when I think manliness and sports, I think Justin Timberlake. What, was Richard Simmons busy? Come on! Justin Timberlake wouldn’t know a football if you shoved it up his ass. The only balls he’s familiar with are attached to the coinpurses of fellow boybanders. I know everyone is paranoid because of doping allegations, but let’s be real, if there is one awards show where testosterone is encouraged, it’s the ESPY’s! I’ll give you one Justin Timberlake for a Lou Ferrigno and a Little Hercules… something, anything.