In this shocking photo from Saturday in Breakridge, Alabama, bar stool racing enthusiast Bobby Moleen was mere seconds away from hitting the speed of light and being reduced to a pile of primordial goo. On the right, a tear in time-space can be seen forming as Moleen hits 186,282 feet-per-second. No one knows if tear in time-space is dangerous, but it can easily be seen from the International Space Station, 220 miles above the Earth’s surface.

Experts are unsure how Moleen broke the speed of light in a vehicle known for seldom breaking 12 miles-per-hour, nor is it known if the gelatinous substance found at the point of the tear in time-space is actually Moleen’s remains. There will be a public memorial service held for Moleen once the quarantine by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) is lifted.