Alleged Phantom Masturbator Caught at PSU
There’s been a manhunt going on at Penn State over the past couple of weeks. Penn State University Police have been searching far and wide for a serial public masturbator that strikes up random conversations with women in various locations around the campus.
According to the victims’ reports, the man is friendly — so friendly, in fact, that he feels comfortable enough to whip out his junk and start going to town in front of the young women he just met.
The case took an interesting twist yesterday, when Penn State point guard Stanley Pringle was arrested on the charges. The arrest even got Penn State’s squeaky-clean athletics department some great PR on PerezHilton.com. Congrats, guys!
If Pringle is guilty, at least this explains why PSU’s basketball team is so underwhelming each year. Really gives a new meaning to "playing one-on-one."

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