A giant bush cricket took the cricket world by storm this morning when it stomped the field in Lahore, Pakistan. When officials tried to penalize the large, green insect for not following the rules, it showed little emotion as it stomped the head umpire and two of his assistants. It is rumored that the gigantic cricket is extremely unhappy with its name being associated with such a boring, weird sport.

Once the behemoth had maimed and/or injured most of the cricketers, it left the grounds in Lahore, headed in the general direction of England–the sport’s birthplace.