Randy Johnson (once nicknamed the Big Unit by his favorite prostitute - you figure it out) picked up career victory number 299 Wednesday night.  He is now just one win shy of becoming only the 24th pitcher in major league history to reach 300 wins.

“I don’t know what it’s going to be like,” Johnson said.  “I’m just grateful I’m in this position.  It’s been a lot of hard work… I just like going out there and pitching and doing well.”

The Big Unit, whose career spans 22 years on 37 different teams (he plays for Wichita now, right?), will have his first crack at 300 next Wednesday against Washington.

In a related story, Johnson is still a very ugly man.