After two seasons leading Boston College, Jeff Jagodzinski has been fired for interviewing with the New York Jets.  This continued a decades-long tradition of nothing good coming for anyone who interviews with the New York Jets.  BC did a reasonable thing here…ask a guy at a Tier 2 school to stick around for more than 2 years.  Apparently, Jagodzinski sees himself as a little more than that, and decided that no one would tell him what to do.

Of course, as I always do, I was able to land the big interview.  Here’s how it went…

TBC: So, Coach Jagodzinski, you spent two years and BC, and left them in the dust.  They don’t seem to care, but you probably should since you are almost definitely not going to be a head coach anywhere next season.  Does that bother you?

JJ: Well, have you ever heard of a little ball game called the Champs Sports Bowl?  Probably not cause you’re an idiot, but we were the 2007 Champs of the Champs baby!  Hellz yeah!

TBC: Well coach, you did have Matt Ryan at the time, and only managed to go 9-5 in a mediocre ACC this most recent season.

JJ: Matt Ryan?  That guy’s nothing.  We won despite that fairy.  I am Jeff F***in’ Jagodzinski!  Champs Champs! I’m a man!  I’m 40! 

TBC: Coach?  You’re just repeating Mike Gundy, and I don’t really see the point.  Don’t you think that the way you acted was a little gutsy considering you don’t really have the resume of a Nick Saban, or even Bobby Petrino, other guys who have shown little loyalty?

JJ: Jeff Jagodzinski doesn’t play the resume game.  Jeff Jagodzinski goes for whatever job he wants.  When Jeff Jagodzinksi sees a woman he’s attracted to, he doesn’t kiss her, he throws a sock full of pennies at her.  Jags is no slave to traditions.  Nobody, especially some fancypants Athletic Director can tell me what to do.  I win football games, and YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!

TBC: Ok, great coach, but again, you just repeated a Herm Edwards post-game conference.  Let’s stay on track.  

JJ: THE BEARS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!  AND WE LET THEM OFF THE HOOK!

TBC: Ok, bears- the- what?  Now you are just obviously repeating things you’ve heard other coaches say.  That can’t bode well for how your Jets interview went.

JJ: PLAYOFFS?  PLAYOFFS?

TBC: I beg you sir, please stop.  You are embarrassing yourself more than you already have.  My last question is back to Boston College.  Do you think they’ll even miss you now that you’re gone?  Your AD seems to not regret a thing about letting you go.

JJ: I built Matt Ryan in my back yard out of lumber, clay from the earth, a Radio Flyer, gum, pickle juice, PCV piping, woodscrews, pogs, some silly putty and an Ad Libs that I bought at the Cracker Barrell and pure good ol’ fashioned gumption. Let’s see if the next guy can do that.  I am ready to be the next great New York Jets coach.  And if I don’t get that job, I bet I’ll catch on with the Baltimore Colts, or the team out in Los Angeles.  That’s all I have to say.  You’re a jackass and I want to punch you as hard as I can.  Ok, now that’s it.  That last part right there.  Last thing I had to say. Last.  Ok done…now.

Well there you have it.  Jeff Jagodzinski…Boston College will always have to ask, “what if?”