The BCS top dogs are in the midst of a three-day competition over who can sneak the highest hooker-and-beer charge onto the ol’ expense report, I mean three-day conference at a lovely beach resort. As per usual, eager fans can expect NOTHING from the conference aside from the cursory addition of a few more corporate bowls. The college-bowl-count seems to be increasing exponentially, and those football conference commissioners must be running out bowl-name ideas. We here at Splog would like to humbly put forth a few suggestions:

The Thug Bowl – Bowl eligibility determined by number of players with criminal records, severity of past offenses and status of pending prosecutions (open investigations garner extra points).

The Countrywide Mortgage Bowl – Concession prices guaranteed to rise at halftime.

The Kellogg Brown & Root Bowl – Corporate sponsor plans to build new stadium and provide complementary gas masks and taser guns to all spectators.

The Mountaineers Bowl – Bowl participants will include Appalachian State and anyone who has the balls to play them (Wolverines automatically disqualified – who wants to see that beating again?)

The Toilet Bowl – Will feature the worst two teams in college football. Buffalo’s a shoe-in.

The Match.com Desperation Bowl – Governor Spitzer’s alma mater automatically included. Roger Clemens’ alma mater is also up for consideration. Participation subject to change based on which celebrity figure cheats on his wife closest to game time.

Good day folks! Its off to a good start here in the office, Guinness is afloat and the Jameson is not far behind.

On this Special Day seems a good time to let you know that while the Irish are encouraging your green guzzling, the Australian Drug Foundation has launched the Good Sports program to reduce the use of alcohol and drugs on sporting teams.

Check out their PSA’s…(click the photos for some videos!)